“What is the difference they are both tomato soup… water or milk it shouldn’t matter,” he said.
She shook her head and replied, “it does matter. It is a difference of watery or creamy soup.”
He gave her a blank stare and said, “I still say you are just splitting hairs. It is the tomato part you want to taste anyway, and you add so little of the water or milk, but we’ll go with your way. Now do you want 2% or whole milk, or does it make a difference.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “I’ll fix dinner.”
Written for Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) – splitting hairs