No Idea

(Sorry this one is a bit weird as it was 2am and I was needing to sleep LOL!)

I’ve got a notion
You caused a commotion
Down by the ocean
When you put on your lotion
I’ve got a feeling
You sent boys reeling
When you were kneeling
And praying for healing
I’ve got a hunch
Your special lunch
Made the boys munch
And eat a bunch
I’ve got an idea
Nothing rhymes with idea
Unless your idea
Is to shop at ikea

 

Written for Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) – commotion