Don’t Forget To Clean Up

I knew a girl whose name was Jessie
Whose roommate was called Bessie
They didn’t know they’d been robbed
Because they were both big slobs
They were really beyond quite messy

They discovered about a week later
That the landlord was a traitor
He let in the thief
To cause them grief
Because at heart he was a hater

So to the police they ran
To foil his master plan
(To make them both go
And steal their dough)
And they talked to sergeant Stan

However the law was on his side
Because the mess they couldn’t hide
And their deposit he kept
While the girls only wept
He had taken them both for a ride

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